Gambling News by House of Odds

Casino City CEO Michael Corfman and his wife Sylvia are under observation at
Mass General Hospital on Wednesday morning after a bizarre series of events
left the couple locked together in Velcro in their offices in Newton, Mass.
Corfman is scheduled to battle Ken Dreifach, formerly of the New York State
Attorney General's Office, in a Velcro Drag Race Grudge Match at the Global
Interactive Gaming Summit & Expo (GIGSE) in Montreal on Thursday. While the
event was organized as a charity fundraiser, Corfman's relentless
competitive attitude ultimately played a large part in his
hospitalization.Corfman had employed traditional training methods for
months, including pedaling on a mini-stationary bike while at his computer.
But as the competition drew near, he also allegedly sought out extra help
from BALCO founder Victor Conte.

A close associate reports hearing Corfman say: "If Barry Bonds can challenge
Babe Ruth's home run numbers with Conte, I should mop up the floor with
Dreifach!"

Recent reports indicate that Conte mixed canine growth hormones with
anabolic steroids for Corfman's use. It now appears that the performance
enhancing supplement, combined with a full moon on Saturday night, produced
an unexpected result, with Corfman transforming into a Velcro Werewolf with
hooks growing out of his pores.

Corfman became alarmed after seeing the change in his appearance. He ran to
his wife Sylvia for help, but ironically the change in his skin condition
produced an allergic reaction in Sylvia, resulting in a fluffy skin coating.
Dismissing their new differences and searching for comfort, the twosome
became entangled in a Velcro embrace.

In an attempt to avoid embarrassing media involvement, the Corfmans
contacted a discreet dermatologist to separate themselves. Treatment was
delayed however, as a wire transfer from the Corfmans to the doctor was
intercepted by the Treasury Department as a precaution against money
laundering.

Finally giving in to exhaustion, the couple took an ambulance to the
emergency room at Mass General on Sunday and underwent surgery. Michael
Corfman remains "questionable" for Thursday's Velcro Drag Race.

His eligibility has yet to be confirmed by Bryan Bailey, the CEO of
Casinomeister, who vowed to introduce drug testing this year to keep the
Velcro Race free of the cheating scandals that have marred previous GIGSE
Grudge Matches.

"GIGSE Grudge Match Champion is one of the most sought-after titles in the
industry," Bailey said. "How are we going to describe this era to our kids?"

Corfman, whose werewolf Velcro hooks are now receding thanks to the waning
moon, refuses to address the performance enhancing drug controversy,
answering reporters' questions with his own: "Does anyone want to talk about
Velcro Drag Racing?"

Regardless of his health and the outcome of Bailey's investigation, Corfman
vows to beat all odds and not only participate in the Velcro Drag Race, but
to beat Dietrich handily.

"It's not even going to be close," Corfman said. "Regardless of any
distractions you all want to pay attention to, I'm just going to go out and
win this race."